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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say,
“I’m very rich. Marry me!”
That’s Direct Marketing.

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
“He’s very rich. Marry him.”
That’s Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number.
The next day you call and say,
“Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.”
That’s Telemarketing.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl.You get up and straighten your
tie;
you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick
up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride,and then say,
“By the way, I’m very rich. Will you marry me?”
That’s Public Relations.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl.She walks up to you and says,
! ; “You are very rich..”
That’s Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say,
“I’m very rich. Marry me”
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That’s Customer Feedback !!!!!

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say,
“Im very rich. Marry me!”
And she introduces you to her husband.
That’s Demand and supply gap.

You see a gorgeous girl at ! a party. You go up to her and before you say,

“I’m very rich. Marry me!”
She turns her face towards you ——- she is your wife!
That’s competition eating into your market share.

email forward:

Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

1. Men are like . …. Laxatives . ….. They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like. Bananas ……. The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like …… Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like . Blenders You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ….. Chocolate Bars …. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like …. Commercials ……. You can’t believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores ….. Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ….. . Government Bonds …. They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like …. . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like … Popcorn ….. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms …. You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ……….. Lava Lamps …. Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots ………. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Now send a link of this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!