Archive for November, 2006

Gone are the days!!! My Friend…

When

The school reopened in June,

And we settled in our new desks and

benches!

When we queued up in book depot,

And got our new books

and notes!

When we wanted two Sundays and no Mondays, yet

managed to line up daily for the morning prayers.

We learnt writing with

slates and pencils, and

Progressed To fountain pens and ball pens and then Micro tips!

When we began drawing with crayons and evolved to

Color pencils and finally sketch pens!

When we started calculating

first with tables and then with

Clarke’s tables and advanced to

Calculators and computers!

When we chased one another in the

corridors in Intervals, and returned to the classrooms

Drenched in sweat!

When we had lunch in classrooms, corridors,

Playgrounds,


under the trees and even in cycle sheds!

When all the colors in the world,

Decorated the campus on the Second Saturdays!

When a single P.T. period in the week’s Time Table,

Was awaited more eagerly than the monsoons!

When cricket was played with writing pads as bats,

And Neckties and socks rolled into balls!

When few played

“kabadi” and “Kho-Kho” in scorching sun,

While others simply played

“book cricket” in the

Confines of classroom!

Of fights but no conspiracies,

Of Competitions but seldom jealousy!

When we used to

watch Live Cricket telecast,



In the opposite house in Intervals and Lunch breaks!

When few rushed at 3:45 to

“Conquer” window seats in our School bus!

While few others had “Big Fun”, “peppermint”,

“kulfi”, ” milk ice !” and “sharbat !” at 4o Clock!

Gone are the days

Of Sports Day,

and the annual School Day ,

And the one-month long

preparations for them.

Gone are the days


Of the stressful Quarterly,

Half Yearly and Annual Exams, And the most

enjoyed holidays after them!

Gone are the days

Of tenth and twelfth standards, when


We Spent almost the whole year writing revision tests!

We learnt,

We enjoyed,

We played,

We won,

We lost,


We laughed,

We cried,

We fought,

We thought.

With so much fun in them, so many friends,

So much experience, all this and more!

Gone are the days

When we used

to talk for hours with our friends!

Now we don’t have time to say a `Hi’!

Gone are the days




When we played games on the road!

Now we

Code on the road with laptop!

Gone are the days

When we saw stars


Shining at Night!

Now we see stars when our code doesn’t

Work!

Gone are the days

When we sat to chat with Friends on grounds!

Now we chat in chat rooms…..!


Gone are the days

Where we

studied just to pass!

Now we study to save our job!

Gone are the days

Where we had no money in our pockets and still fun filled on our hearts!!



Now we have the ATM as well as Credit Card but with an empty heart!!

Gone are the days

Where we shouted on the road!

Now we don’t shout even at home

Gone are the days

Where we got lectures from all!


Now we give lectures to all… like the one I’m doing now….!!

Gone are the days

But not the memories, which will be

Lingering in our hearts for ever and ever and

Ever and ever and ever …..

Gone are the Days…. But still there are lot more Days to come in our Life!!

NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE ,

DONT FORGET TO

LIVE THE LIFE THAT STILL

EXISTS…… 

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Women-II

45 Things to Women love

1-touch her waist
2-talk to her
3-share secrets
4-give her your jacket
5-kiss her slowly

are you remembering this?

6-hug her
7-hold her
8-laugh with her
9-invite her somewhere
10-let her be with you when you’re with your friends

keep reading

11-smile with her
12-take pics with her
13-pull her onto your lap
14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back


15-when her friends say i love her
more than you,deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant
get to her friends. it makes her feel loved

Are you thinking about someone?

16-always hug her and say i love you when you see her


17-kiss her unexpectedly
18-***HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST!!!***
19-tell her shes beautiful not sexy!
20-tell her the way you feel about her!

20-u need to show her you mean it too

21-kiss her on the lips
22-DON’T ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER stuff


23-TELL HER WHAT FEELS GOOD
24-make her feel loved
25-buy her stuff. small things can still help makes her feel special.

26-DON’T LIE TO HER.
27-DON’T CHEAT ON HER.
28-take her anywhere she wants
29-txt messege or call her in the morning and tell
her have a good day at school, and how much you miss her


30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn’t need you, just be there so she’ll know that she can always count on you

are you still reading this u better be
its important

31. Hold her close when she’s cold and
she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold her close
and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the tip of her nose;
(it will give her
the hint that you want to kiss them).
34. While in the movie, put your arm
around her and then she will automatically put
her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt
her chin up and kiss her lightly.
35. Dont ever tell her to leave even
jokingly or act like you’re mad. If shes upset,
comfort her remember this next time you are with her

36. When people diss her, stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her eyes and tell
her you love her.
38. Lay down under the stars and put
her head on your chest so she can listen to the
steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers together
while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes
and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other
grab her hand.
40. When you hug her hold her in your
arms as long as possible

41. Call her at night to wish her
sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her
tears.
43. Take her for long walks at night
44. Dedicate a song to her.
45. Always Remind her how much you
love her.

youll never know when she needs just a
lil more
love

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Mathe Love

Got it online 

My Dear Love,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.You are as essential to me as an element of a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.

My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.

Yours ever loving,
Pythagoras.

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Independence Day Speech

Happy Independence Day

A Schoolmaster from a remote rural area was transferred to a school in Bombay. He reported for duty two days before August 15 and, as was the practice in the school, was asked to address the assembly on Independence Day. Here’s his dynamite speech :

“Leddies and Gentulmens, Contemporaries, Children! This is my first maiden speech. If small small mistakes get inside my speech, I ask pardon. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the following reason.

Too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment. The clerk rejected to give ticket. I put complaint on station master. He said me to go to lady clerk. At first she also rejected,but at last with great difficulty she gave birth only to my son. Anyway I thanked the station master because he was responsible for getting birth of my son.

We got independent because of great leaders like Gandhiji who get-outted all angrezi peoples from India. Tilak said Swaraj is our birth-rate and we shall halve it. Today we all halve our birth-rate. You children are future dynamic generators of the Nation. Look into future time only. No backside looking, or looking at your behind. Be like great like X’ raj Ranjan of Germany or Presidents like Loosebelt. You know genius, no? It is one per cent perspiration and ninety seven percent evaporation. They became great by reading great books. After we finish you here in the school, you can go to college and get B.A., M.A. and other decrease. Then you can become great laiars in the supreme courts, shattered accountants, or leacherers in college.

The school is like a garden. You are the seeds, school is the soil. We will bury you in this soil, pour water of knowledge on your heads and one day you will become great phools.

Many vacancy job come in newspapers. Only yesterday I saw in paper “Wanted for refuted engineering firm: Generators, highpower condensors” so and so forth, etc. These jobs may be teknickel, but you can rise. If you have flare in English, you can become teacher.

I am now ending this fastly. My God blast you! Thank you and thank God I am finished.

Joy Hind!”

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IT Sholay

I got this from Chip Forum

Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.

They reach Ramgad and started shouting: “Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya”.

Thakur [with anger]: “Chillao mat! Jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai.”

Kaalia: “Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?”

Thakur: “Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai.”

Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.

Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: “Ha ha… thakur ne freshers KO liya hai, ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate.”

Veeru shouts: “Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain.”

Jay hits his keyboard, then says: “jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho Gaya.”

AT GABBAR’S DEN…

Gabbar: “Kitne bugs the?”

Kaalia: “Do sarkaar.”

Gabbar: “Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? Naya assignment dega …aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi… barobar milegi.”
[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. “Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?”

Sambaa: “Chhey sarkaar.”

Gabbar: “Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai.” [Logout - logout - logout]. “Haan ab theek hai… ab tera kya hoga” Kaalia?”

Kaalia: “Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha.”

Gabbar: “To ab documentation kar!
Ha…… Ha…… Ha…… Ha…… Ha…… Ha…… Ha………………………………………

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