Retreat

This one is from Digit forums, a letter from Techie.

Soft Baby,…
I saw you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and

realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long

time, I’ve been lonely, trying to find a bug in my life and you can be

a real debugger for me now. My life is just an uncompiled program

without you that never produces an executable code and hence is

useless.

You not only have a beautiful face, but all your ActiveX controls are

attractive as well. Your smile is so delightful that it encourages me

and gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes processing power.

When you looked at me last evening, I felt all my program modules

running smoothly and giving expected results, which I have never

experienced before.

With this letter, I just want to convey that, if we linked together,

I’ll provide you with all the objects and libraries necessary for a

human being to live an error free life. Also don’t bother about the

Firewall, which may be created by our parents as I’ve strong hacking

capabilities by which I’ll ultimately break their security passwords

and make them accept our marriage.

I anticipate that nobody is already logged into your database so that

my connect script would fail. And it’s all certain that if this

happened to me, I will crash my system beyond recovery. Kindly

interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of your

Inbox.