Veeru a Computer Consultant

July 8, 2009 at 9:00 am · Filed under In Lighter vein, Tech Jokes

Here’s a funny take on the awesome scene from Sholay in which Amitabh Bachchan goes to Hema Malini’s Mausi for Dharmendra’s sake.

After giving up ‘goondagiri’, Veeru has now joined an Indian body shopper and has become a Computer Consultant. Jay goes to Mausi for ‘Basanti kaa haath mangane’……….

MAUSI: Bura nahin maanna beta, itna to poochna hi padtha hai ki ladke ka khandaan kya hai, uske lakshan kaise hain, kamaata kitna hai, US me masters kiya he…

AMITABH: kamaane ka to ye hai mausi, ki ek baar biwi baccho ki jimmewari sar pe aa gai, to consultant ka kaam chod kar regular employee hoga aur phir kamaane bhi lagega.

MAUSI: to kya abhi kucch bhi nahin kamaata?

AMITABH: nai, nai, ye maine kab kahaa mausi. kamaata hai lekin, ab roj roj to ‘client’ mil nahi sakta na, kabhi kabhi “BENCH” per baith jaata hai bechara.

MAUSI: BENCH pe bhi aana jana hai?

AMITABH: haan mausi, ab ye kambakht Computer Consultancy cheej hi aisi hai. Aur bench par to bade bade log jeseke Bill Gates, Andrew Grove, Larry Ellison bhi betha karte the.

MAUSI: to kya programmer hai?

AMITABH: chee, chi, chi, chee, chee! wo aur programmer? NAA! NAA!! wo to bahut hi acchhaa aur nek ladka hai, lekin waise ek baar kisi desi body shopper ke haat lag jaye na phir ‘language/RDBMS/QA’ ka kahaan hosh rahta hai! haath pakad ke ‘IDMS’ ya ‘QA’karvaane bithadiya desi ne, ab isme bechaare Veeru ka kya dosh.

MAUSI: theek kahte ho beta, programmer woh, DBA woh, DESI ke paas kaam karta hai woh, lekin uska koi dosh nahin.

AMITABH: mausi aap to mere dost ko galat samajh rahen hai, wo to itna seedha aur bhola hai, arey Basanti se uski shaadi kar ke to dekhiye, ye ‘programming’, ‘DBA’ aur ‘client ke paas jane ki aadat’ to do din main chhoot jayegi.

MAUSI: arey beta is budhiya ko samjha rahe ho! apne COMPUTER CONSULTANTS ko chod dene ki aadat kisi body shopper ki chhooti hai aaj tak?

AMITABH: mausi aap Veeru ko nahin jaanti, biswaas kijiye wo is tarah ka insaan nahin hai. ek baar shaadi ho gai to wo ‘PAGER’ bhi rakhna band kar dega, bas PROGRAMMING apne aap chhoot jayegi.

MAUSI: hai raam, bas yehi ek kami baaki rah gai thi, to kya PAGER bhi rakhta hai?

AMITABH: to usme kaun si buri baat hai mausi, arey PAGER to PRESIDENT,VP, CEO aur unchey-unchey log rakhte hai haan.

MAUSI: accha! to beta ye bhi batate jaao ki tumhare ye gunwaan dost assal me kis company ke employee hai?

AMITABH: bas mausi, hum ‘trace’ kar rahe hai, original HI milte hi company ka pata chal jayega aur hum aapko khabar de denge.

MAUSI: ek baat ki daad dungi beta, bhale sow buraiyaan hon tumhare dost main, phir bhi tumhare muh se uske liye tareef hi nikalti hai.

AMITABH: kya karoon mausi, hum body shoppers log hi kucch aise hai. to ye rista pakka samjhoon.

MAUSI: pakka! bhale saari jindagi ladki kuwaari baithi rahe,lekin aise aadmi se Basanti ko nahin byahne waali, sagi mausi hoon koi sauteli maan nahin.

AMITABH: ajeeeeb baaat hai, mere itne samjhaane par bhi aapne inkaar kar diya, bechaara Veeru, na jaane ab agla client kaha milega!!

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Present For Husband

April 24, 2009 at 9:15 am · Filed under In Lighter vein, Jokes

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.

Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answers : “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”

The husband laughs and says: “An Italian girl !!!”

The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks:

“So, honey, how was the trip?”

“Very good, thank you.”

“And, what happened to my present?”

“Which present?” She asked. “The one I asked for – an Italian girl!!”

“Oh, that” she said “Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!

Guys watch out what you ask for

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100 Cool Things About Being A Guy

November 20, 2008 at 4:07 pm · Filed under Uncategorized

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.

3. You know stuff about tanks.

4. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.

5. Monday Night Football.

6. You don’t have to monitor your friends’ sex lives.

7. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.

8. You can open all of your own jars.

9. Old friends don’t give a crap whether you’ve lost or gained weight.

10. Dry cleaners and haircutters don’t rob you blind.

11. When clicking through the channels, you don’t have to stall at every shot of somebody crying.

12. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

13. All your orgasms are real.

14. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.

15. Guy in hockey masks don’t attack you … unless you’re playing hockey.

16. You don’t have to lug a bag full of stuff around everywhere you go.

17. You understand why the movie “Stripes” is funny.

18. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

19. Your last name stays put.

20. You can leave the hotel bed unmade.

21. When your work is criticized, you don’t have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.

22. You can kill your own food.

23. The garage is all yours.

24. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

25. You see the humor in “Terms of Endearment.”

26. Nobody secretly wonders whether you swallow.

27. You never have to clean a toilet.

28. You can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes.

29. Sex means never worrying about your reputation.

30. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

31. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

32. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

33. The National College Cheerleading Championship

34. None of your coworkers has the power to make you cry.

35. You don’t have to shave below your neck.

36. You don’t have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.

37. If you’re 34 and single, nobody even notices.

38. You can write your name in the snow.

39. You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest.

40. Everything on your face gets to stay its original color.

41. Chocolate is just another snack.

42. You can be president.

43. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger’s seat.

44. Flowers fix everything.

45. You never have to worry about other people’s feelings.

46. You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.

47. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

48. Three pairs of shoes is more than enough.

49. You can eat a banana in a hardware store.

50. You can say anything and not worry about what people think.

51. Foreplay is optional.

52. Michael Bolton doesn’t live in your universe.

53. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.

54. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.

55. You don’t have to clean your apartment if the meter reader’s coming by.

56. You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.

57. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

58. You don’t give a rat’s butt if anyone notices your new haircut.

59. You can quietly watch a game with you buddy for hours without ever thinking, “He must be mad at me.”

60. The world is your urinal.

61. You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover’s about to leave you.

62. You get to jump up and slap stuff.

63. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

64. One mood, all the time.

65. You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.

66. You never have to drive on to another gas station because “this one’s just too gross.”

67. You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.

68. You can sit with you knees apart no matter what you’re wearing.

69. Same work…more pay!

70. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.

71. You don’t have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.

72. Wedding dress: $2,000; tuxedo rental: $75.

73. You don’t care if someone’s talking about you behind your back.

74. With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the Earth’s population in 15 tries, at least in theory.

75. You don’t mooch off of other’s desserts.

76. If you retain water, it’s in a canteen.

77. The remote control is yours and yours alone.

78. People never glance at your chest when you’re talking to them.

79. ESPN’s SportsCenter.

80. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.

81. Bachelor parties whomp ass over bridal showers.

82. You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.

83. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.

84. You needn’t pretend you’re “Freshening up” to go to the bathroom.

85. If you don’t call your buddy when you say you will, he won’t tell your other friends you’ve changed.

86. Someday you’ll be a dirty old man.

87. You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase “Screw it.”

88. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong buddies.

89. Princess Di’s death was just another obituary.

90. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

91. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you’re not in the mood.

92. You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.

93. If something mechanical doesn’t work, you can bash it with a hammer or throw it across the room.

94. New shoes don’t blister, cut, and mangle your feet.

95. Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.

96. You don’t have to remember everyone’s birthdays and anniversaries.

97. Not liking a person won’t stop you from having great sex with them.

98. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: “So…notice anything different?”

99. Baywatch

100. There’s always a game on somewhere.

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If Airlines Were Based on Operating Systems

November 20, 2008 at 3:25 pm · Filed under In Lighter vein, Tech Jokes

If Airlines Were Based on Operating Systems

UNIX Airways

Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport.

They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece,

Arguing nonstop about what kind of plane they are supposed to be building.

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Air DOS

Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and let the plane coast until it hits the ground again. Then they push again, jump on again, and so on.

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Mac Airlines

All the stewards, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents look and act exactly the same.

Every time you ask questions about details, you are gently but firmly told that you don’t need to know, don’t want to know, and everything will be done for you without your ever having to know, so just shut up.

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Windows Air

The terminal is pretty and colorful, with friendly stewards, easy baggage check and boarding, and a smooth takeoff. After about 10 minutes in the air, the plane explodes with no warning whatsoever.

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Windows NT Air

Just like Windows Air, but costs more, uses much bigger planes, and takes out all the other aircraft within a 40-mile radius when it explodes.

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Linux Air

Disgruntled employees of all the other OS airlines decide to start their own airline.

They build the planes and ticket counters, and pave the runways themselves.

They charge a small fee to cover the cost of printing the ticket, but you can also download and print the ticket yourself. When you board the plane, you are given a seat, four bolts, a wrench, and a copy of the seat-HOWTO.HTML.

Once settled, the fully adjustable seat is very comfortable, the plane leaves and arrives on time without a single problem, the in-flight meal is wonderful. You try to tell customers of the other airlines about the great trip, but all they can say is, “You had to do what with the seat?”

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Making Babies

July 23, 2008 at 12:59 pm · Filed under In Lighter vein, Jokes

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family.

On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, “Well, I’m off now. The man should be here soon.” Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

“Good morning, Ma’am”, he said, “I’ve come to…” “Oh, no need to explain,” Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, “I’ve been expecting you! ! ! .” “Have you really?” said the photographer. “Well, that’s good. Did you know babies are my specialty?”

“Well that’s what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat”. After a moment she asked, blushing, “Well, where do we start?” “Leave everything to me.

I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.” “Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn’t work out for Harry and me!”

“Well, Ma’am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I’m sure you’ll be pleased with the results.” “My, that’s a lot!”, gasped Mrs. Smith. “Ma’am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I’d love to be In and out in five minutes, but I’m sure you’d be disappointed with that.” “Don’t I know it,” said Mrs. Smith quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. “This was done on the top of a bus,” he said. “Oh, my word!” Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.

“And these twins turned out exceptionally well – when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.” “She! ! ! was difficult?” asked Mrs. Smith. “Yes, I’m afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look” “Four and five deep?” said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.

“Yes”, the photographer replied. “And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly sq! ! ! uealing and yelling – I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.” Mrs. Smith leaned forward. “Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh…equipment?”

“It’s true, Ma’am, yes.. Well, if you’re ready, I’ll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away.” “Tripod?” “Oh yes, Ma’am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It’s much too big to be held in the hand very long.”

Mrs. Smith fainted

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Just for today….

May 21, 2008 at 3:03 pm · Filed under Life

… Smile at a stranger.

…Listen to someone’s heart.

…Drop a coin where a child can find it.

…Learn something new, then teach it to someone else.

…Tell someone you are thinking of them.

…Hug a loved one.

…Don’t hold a grudge.

…Don’t be afraid to say, “I am sorry” .

…Look a child in the eye and tell them how great they are

…Don’t kill that spider in your house, he’s just lost, so show him the way out.

…Look beyond face of a person, into their heart.

…Make a promise and keep it.

…Call someone, for no other reason than to say just “Hi”.

…Show kindness to an animal.

…Stand up for what you believe in.

…Smell the rain, feel the breeze, listen to the wind, enjoy the sun.

…Use all your senses to the fullest.

…Cherish all your Todays.

Great advice for today, anyday and Everyday.

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Newton is not Newton

March 14, 2008 at 3:32 pm · Filed under In Lighter vein, Tech Jokes, Uncategorized ·Tagged , ,

Newton  

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seekUnfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den………..He is supposed to count upto 100…and then start searching…..Everyone starts hiding except Newton………

Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein.Einstein’s counting 1,2,3……97,98,99…..100…….. He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front……..Einstein says “newton’s out..newton’s out…..”

Newton denies and says “I am not out……..I am not Newton……”

All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton.

Newton says “I am standing in a square of area 1m squared….. That makes me Newton per meter squared…… since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I’m Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT…….! ,_

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Vanilla Ice Cream

December 7, 2007 at 12:38 pm · Filed under Business

Vanilla Ice Cream that puzzled General motors!!!!
An Interesting Story

Never underestimate your Clients’ Complaint, no matter how funny it might seem!

This is a real story that happened between the customer of
General Motors and its Customer-Care Executive. Pls read on…..

A complaint was received by the Pontiac Division of General Motors:

‘This is the second time I have written to you, and I don’t blame you for not answering me, because I sounded crazy, but it is a fact that we have a tradition in our family of Ice-Cream for dessert after dinner each night, but the kind of ice cream varies so, every night,
after we’ve eaten, the whole family votes on which kind of ice cream we should have and I drive down to the store to get it. It’s also a fact that I recently purchased a new Pontiac and since thenmy trips to the store have created a problem…..

You see, every time I buy a vanilla ice-cream, when I start back fromthe store my car won’t start.

 If I get any other kind of ice cream,
the car starts just fine. I want you to know I’m serious about this question, no matter how silly it sounds “What is there about a Pontiac
that makes it not start when I get vanilla ice cream, and easy to start whenever I get any other kind?” The Pontiac President was understandably skeptical about the letter, but sent an Engineer to check it out anyway.

The latter was surprised to be greeted by a successful, obviously well educated man in a fine neighborhood. He had arranged to meet the man just after dinner time, so the two hopped into the car and drove to the ice cream store. It was vanilla ice cream that night and, sure enough, after they came back to the car, it wouldn’t start.

The Engineer returned for three more nights.
The first night, they got chocolate. The car started.
The second night, he got strawberry. The car started.
The third night he ordered vanilla. The car failed to start.

Now the engineer, being a logical man, refused to believe that
this man’s car was allergic to vanilla ice cream. He arranged,
therefore, to continue his visits for as long as it took to solve the problem. And toward this end he began to take notes: He jotted down
all sorts of data:
time of day,
type of gas uses,
time to drive back and forth etc.

In a short time, he had a clue: the man took less time to buy
vanilla than any other flavor. Why? The answer was in the layout of the store.
Vanilla, being the most popular flavor, was in a separate case at the
front of the store for quick pickup. All the other flavors were kept in the back of the store at a different counter where
it took considerably longer to check out the flavor.

Now, the question for the Engineer was why the car wouldn’t start
when it took less time. Eureka – Time was now the problem – not the
vanilla ice cream!!!! The engineer quickly
came up with the answer: “vapor lock”.

It was happening every night; but the extra time taken to get the
other flavors allowed the engine to cool down sufficiently to start.
When the man got vanilla, the engine was still
too hot for the vapor lock to dissipate.

Even crazy looking problems are sometimes real and all problems
seem to be simple only when we find the solution, with cool thinking.

Don’t just say it is ” IMPOSSIBLE” without putting a
sincere effort…. Observe the word “IMPOSSIBLE” carefully… Looking
closer you
will see, “I’M POSSIBLE”…

What really matters is your attitude and your perception

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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

September 12, 2007 at 12:38 pm · Filed under General

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half
discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile
soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America , well
developed and open to trade, especially for someone
with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India , very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France , gently
aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain ,
with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia , lost
some wars, won some great battles but haunted by
past mistakes, still very strong and proud.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia , very
wide and borders are now largely un-patrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet . Off the beaten path,
with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the
ages…still desirable but only those with an
adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge
and true love, dare visit there.
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And here is the one I remmber from yore.

Till 20 Woman is like Africa wild and untamed

From 20 to 40 She is like India Warm and inviting

From 40 to 60 She is like Europe Cold and Distant

And 60 onwards She is like Siberia every one knows where it is but no one wants to go there.

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60 Things Most Girls Don’t Know

September 12, 2007 at 12:38 pm · Filed under General

 1.– Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!
(oh yeah..you’re not “popular” if you’ve slept with more than 5 guys..you’re a HOE)

2.– “Hey, are you busy?” or “Are you doing something?” ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3.– Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4.– Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they’re gonna say so there aren’t awkward pauses, but once he’s on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5.– Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.

6.– Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

7.– Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they’re goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are
method.

8.– A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

9.– Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they’re still loved.

10.– Don’t talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

11.– Guys get jealous easily.

12.– Guys are more emotional than they’d like people to think.

13.– Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…nevermind..” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he’ll assume he did something wrong and he’ll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

14.– Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

15.– Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

16.– Girls are guys’ weaknesses.

17.– Guys are very open about themselves.

18.–It’s good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don’t let him wait too long.

19.– Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

20.– If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.

21.– A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

22.–Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

23 Guys will brag about anything.

24 Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

25 Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn’t notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

26 Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy’s confused, then we’re all confused.

27 Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

28 Try to be as straightforward as possible.

29 A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be mature and grown up.

30 If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

31 No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

32 Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

33 Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

34 If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he’s probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

35 When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

36 When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me.”

37 Guys don’t really have final decisions.

38 If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn’t happen that often, so when it does, you know something’s up.

39 If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you’re with your boyfriend, he’s probably jealous and likes you.

40 When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he’s definitely thinking something.

41 Guys like femininity not feebleness.

42 Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.

43 A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

44 Don’t be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

45 Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

46 Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

47 Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

48 Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

49 A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl’s mind for a day.

50 No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He’s just too stubborn to admit it.

51 Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.

52 We don’t like girls who are too skinny.

53 We love it when girls talk about there boobs.

54 Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy …like wheather it’s a one time deal or not ….

55 Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours…

56 When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually

57 Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..

58 Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts…

59 Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn’t intend to it will happen. Know how far it s you want to let him go and he will respect that…after you let him know a couple times.

60 When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

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